|Look at my sad face...|
My name is Fatty McFat, and I desperately need a change.
So today on the last day of the month, I am posting these pictures of my current unhealthy and undesirable physique. On the last day of April, I will post new photos. Hopefully within the month there will be some noticeable change. If not, I'll work harder and post new photos at the end of May and on and on. Once the photos no longer cause you to vomit at the sight of them, I'll know I've reached my goal!
And speaking of vomit, yesterday I had my first day of exercising in probably my entire life. I'm not a fan of exercising (as you can see), so my body was more than a little shocked when I started to work out. It was like, "What are you doing? We don't move. Why are we moving? STOP, I SAY!" until I collapsed pathetically into a pile of my own vomit. Gross.
My trainer for this endeavor is Brian's little sister Courtney. She has me doing various exercises for my abs, arms, and legs using free weights, an exercise ball, and pretty much whatever we can find in the house! She may be young and she may be small, but she is one tough cookie. I'll also be walking to work everyday, which is about a half-hour each way. I might start jogging too, and hopefully I can rope Brian into this new fitness regimen.
I also know I need to eat better, and the first thing I am cutting from my diet is soda. I'm fairly certain I will go through withdrawals without my Coca-Cola, but it's not helping me out any. To aid in the healthy eating, Brian has gotten some new cookbooks by Rocco DiSpirito called Now Eat This! and Now Eat This! Diet. Basically they contain recipes to make healthier versions of the yummy food we love. Each meal is 350 calories or less and still totally delicious.
If anyone has some weight-loss secrets they would like to share or some motivating words, please leave them in the comments below! I pray to God the next set of pictures looks better... at least for your eyes' sake.