Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Ask Joaquin: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

From Anonymous:  Why did the chicken cross the road?

The answer is simple... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Or is it?

Perhaps an unexpected windstorm swept up all the chicken feed and blew it across the road.  The poor chickens in a starved and desperate state turned to cannibalism, eating the deliciously juicy thighs of their sisters, tender breast meat of their mothers, and all of the unborn chicks sunny-side up.  One brave God-fearing chicken resisted this savage impulse and risked all by crossing the dangerous road in search of her precious food.  Dodging semi trucks, motorcycle gangs, and reckless teenage girls in convertibles, the chicken crossed that treacherous bypass and found a nirvana of chicken feed.  She ate to her heart's content, laughing silently at the misfortune of her old comrades on the other side.

That is until the wind scattered all her food away again...

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