Once upon a time I attempted the 60-day total-body conditioning program known as Insanity .  I watched the DVDs and followed along as b...

The buses run much less frequently on a Saturday.  Normally Brian's around on weekends to drive me in to work, but this time he was off ...

March had me posting daily, so when the Optimism Challenge ended I sighed a breath of relief and took over a week off from blogging.  I was ...

My toothbrush is a dirty LIAR!   I do brush!  All the time!  Okay, sometimes I might forget to brush before bed... or sometimes when I'm...

Wow!  That large tub of popcorn sure has an attitude today, doesn't he?  Gee!  But he does have a point though.  That ridiculously large...

Time for the new photos.  There is some visible difference, but not enough!  I need to work harder next month. The front view looks pretty ...

So I feel like this month has been a lot of impersonal fluff.  I've talked about Harry Potter and Glee , I've written some movie rev...

This is just a mid-month update on my fitness goals!  It was just about two weeks ago when I posted "Fatty McFat" with the procla...

Look at my sad face... Wow.  I honestly can't believe I'm posting this for all to see, but this is my body.  My flabby, fat and l...

Poor Brian.  He got really really sunburned at an outdoor TV shoot.  He's really that red right now.  And my boobs really are lacking...

Just look at our poor baby!  Doesn't it just break your heart into a million pieces and then stomp all over those pieces until they...

Have you ever tried to use the shampoo bottles you get from Costco?  When I saw my mother pull the new shampoo and conditioner out of her st...

Oh boy.  What can I say?  I failed, guys.  We both did. Day Six of the Cabbage Soup Diet, in case anyone wants to do it, is soup plus all ...

Here we are again at the end of another long diet day.  The fifth day of the Cabbage Soup Diet has us eating the titular soup along with 10-...

"This s*** is bananas!  B-A-N-A-N-A-S!" And so is this diet.  Day Four had me eating bananas and skim milk all day long.  I'...

Wow.  Sorry for the sudden outburst.  It was almost like a weird symptom of Tourette Syndrome.  Instead of yelling obscenities I just shout ...

After posting last night I got to be so very very hungry.  No amount of grapes could fill me up!  I was craving almost anything and everythi...

Brian and I aren't obese by any means, but we're definitely not as thin as we would like to be.  Everyday I seem to resemble the Pi...