Chihuahua Comics: Fat Kid Loves Cake

Those scary chompers are going to kill that poor little decadent morsel of cake!  Oh no!

Chihuahua Comics: Four Eyes

Brian ordered a pair of big, nerdy glasses (non-prescription, of course, since neither one of us is really blind) online for like 10 bucks.  I didn't know about them until they came in the mail.  As soon as Brian pulled them out of the box I scoffed and said, "Those are ridiculous!"  Then I tried them on, looked at myself in the mirror and said, "I look ridiculous!"  Then I proceeded to wear them out and about... and now I'm kind of obsessed with them.

Brian's mom just makes fun of me.  "I hate wearing my glasses," she says.  "Why would someone who didn't need glasses purposely wear glasses just for fashion??  That's so stupid!"

Chihuahua Comics: Mechanic

Brian got one of those "fix-it" tickets the other day when he was pulled over for having a missing headlight.  If he got the problem fixed within fourteen days, he wouldn't have to pay a fine.  So of course I nagged him to get it done, and I was very VERY impressed when I found out that he had bought the headlight and replaced it himself!  ALL BY HIMSELF!!  I never knew he could do so much with his hands...

Chihuahua Comics: Cards

Brian and I would like to wish Chris Kesler, Jack Garcia and Jim Richardson a very happy Father's Day!  You guys are awesome, but the Father's Day cards these days... not so much.

Chihuahua Comics: White

Although it's now acceptable to wear white in the fashion world (up until Labor Day) I wouldn't advise wearing white while playing baseball or working in the garden or going camping this summer.  Even barbecues can be risky with the mustard and the ketchup and whatnot.  And if it keeps raining like it's been raining here in Orem, Utah, you will soon discover that white becomes very transparent when wet...

Chihuahua Comics: Leakage

This is a true story.  My butt was soaking the whole walk to work, and when I got there I had to put on my drenched apron and name tag.  I was pretty miserable about it too.  I have since learned to bring an empty water bottle with me and then fill it up with water at work.  Safer that way.

Chihuahua Comics: Multiple Moms

This comic is dedicated to three amazing women:  my mother, Kathi Richardson; my stepmother, Patricia Garcia; and Brian's mother, Katherine Kesler.  Thank you all for your love and support.  We would surely be lost without you!  Happy Mother's Day!

Chihuahua Comics: AAAHHH!

I didn't really mean to trick anybody, I'm just a big baby.  But in my defense, it BURNS when you get shampoo in your eyes!  It's terrible!  Anyway, enjoy April Fool's Day!  Go forth and laugh at other people's expense, you practical jokesters! : )

Chihuahua Comics: Chihuahua

Wouldn't it be nice if we were dogs?  Dogs don't have to pursue a career, or worry about money, or deal with any of the other human problems that plague us.  They just get to play all day!  And people make sure to give them food and clean up their messes.  Anybody else out there wish your were a dog?

Chihuahua Comics: "Out in the Sun They Slave Away"

Poor Brian.  He got really really sunburned at an outdoor TV shoot.  He's really that red right now.  And my boobs really are lacking...

Chihuahua Comics: Hair

Brian and I got much-needed haircuts yesterday.  We don't look that different though, really.  Just like an inch off Brian's hair and almost two inches off mine.  The latina lady who cut our hair was quite the character though.  Her name was Carol.  She gave us hugs.

Chihuahua Comics: President's Day Sale

President's Day is probably the most pointless holiday ever.  Nobody celebrates it.  Stores have sales and banks close.  That's about it.

Chihuahua Comics: Puppy Love

I hope everyone out there enjoys the holiday!  Brian has a job interview today and I hope it goes well for him.  Later we're looking forward to a romantic day spent together (although he will probably give Buster more love and affection).  And for those of you bitter cupid-haters out there, I hope your day sucks.  That's right.  You will get no love from me.

Chihuahua Comics: Caterpillars

Brian rolled his eyes when I showed him this comic.  "You don't even have a unibrow," he tells me.  I swear the man is in denial.  Surely he must have seen me in the bathroom mirror shaving or plucking away at those caterpillars...  I mean, we do live together.

Chihuahua Comics: God Uses the U.S. Postal Service, Right?

I didn't draw anything for my blog during the entire duration of January.  I apologize.  Hopefully I can discipline myself to post a new comic every Friday.  Sound good?

Chihuahua Comics: For Sale

Chihuahua Comics: Jack Frost

That's me waiting for the train on my way to work.  And if anyone cares, this is the first time my cartoon self has had short hair.  I buried it under snow so you wouldn't notice...

Chihuahua Comics: Gluttony... An American Tradition

I hope your Thanksgiving leaves you fat and happy!  (And yes, this is a ripoff of an earlier comic... I was way too full on turkey to actually draw something new)

Chihuahua Comics: Yes, Chris, You Do Get Around

Chihuahua Comics: Sun Allergies

Brian, you look hot like that.  You should make that face more.